I thought it was a joke, especially when the article said that they have two investment companies, Ventures and Capital. But it's all true, so I have this to say:
G is for Google, H is for cHutzpah. In addition to our investment companies Ventures and Capital, we are instituting a think tank, Brain, and a company focused on carbon-based life-based forms, Body. Servicing these will be three key enterprises: Food, Water, and Air. Support will be provided by Planet, a subsidiary of Universe. Of course, we'll also need to provide Light. Let there be. Singularity. G is for God.